idk why the shrimps are hiding in this pic when they are literally the main shebang but whatever

aka fart salad bc these ingredients are the makings of a bioweapon but it actually does taste very good and the macros are not too shabby

deets

derived from: skinny taste high protein cookbook

yields: 6 servings

course: quick & cold lunch

prep time: 15 mins

total time: ~30 mins


what you’ll need

  • 2 lbs peeled and deveined shrimp, cooked
  • 6 hard boiled eggs, chopped
  • 3/4 cup light mayo
  • 1/2 cup red onion, chopped
  • 3/4 cup celery, chopped
  • 1/2 cup chives, chopped
  • 1/4 cup dill, chopped

instructions

  1. In a medium bowl, mix all ingredients together to combine.
  2. Let chill in the fridge for at least 1 hour.
  3. Enjoy with chips, crackers, toast, lettuce leaves

macros (estimate) & notes

cals329 cals
carbs9g
protein38g
fat15g
sugar2g
fiber1g

trust the low-fat mayo was pulling her weight in this one bc this probs could’ve been insanely fatty and would no longer be worth the fart bomb i unleashed on my office

tip/notes: my most successful hard-boiled egg method:

  1. Put eggs in a pot and fill with cold water until the eggs are submerged by 1 inch.
  2. Bring to a rolling boil.
  3. Once boiling, turn off the heat and cover the pot. Let cook for 10-12 minutes (less time has a jammier yolk)
  4. Immediately put eggs into a bowl of ice water and let sit for 14 minutes.
    • this step is to make the peeling easier- if you skip, you will be sad
  5. Gently tap eggs on the counter to form cracks, and peel from there!

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